You are not cooler online

There is no competition for who works the most. If you are that busy then you shouldn’t be updating your status every hour letting everyone know you are still at “work”.

And by 18 hour work days do you mean coming in late, blogging about how you were out all night drinking with shitty bands, not knowing how an office functions, having your drugs delivered at the office and then dropping said drugs in the hallways? You sure it’s the work days that are taking a toll on you? Not the cocaine and booze?

No.

The only thing worse than starting a “I hate the new facebook layout” group is starting one because the million other ones don’t quite get the point across like yours can. We go through this song and dance every few months. Facebook makes some adjustments, everyone bitches, then gets used to it, then bitches when they make another adjustment in 6 months.

“I hate the new facebook layout. I’m going to start a group and invite thousands of people to join. Everyone will interact and keep repeating each other. Then due to the increasing group activity of people bitching about facebook, facebook brings in more advertising revenue. That’ll show them to change the layout and throw me off for a day!”

It has been a few years since you’ve interned for me but I remember thinking you were weird. Your facebook page only reinforces that memory.

While I’m at it I am also going to call bullshit on that status.

Parents making a facebook account for their baby is a great way to get more attention for themselves as if having babies is a talent. Plus this way in a couple of years when the cute baby becomes an aggravating kid no one is impressed with, the parents can still look back at the baby’s profile remembering a time people gave a shit about their family.
Also, your baby being cute is nothing to shout out to the world about. Every baby is cute and in fact I can’t even tell babies apart. Then again I try to avoid them all together.

We get it. You went to England. That has nothing to do with whether or not you liked the movie. Shut up.

I totes feel u. U don’t want “2 b noticed fr basically nothing.” This myspace post wuz not mnt for the world 2 read but more like yr personal private jyrnl. And don’t say U r less edukated. U are the smartest person I know. U articul8ed ur feelings in this post so beautifully. And just by reading this post I think u will do AWESOME n another cuntry. U won’t have a hard time communic8ing bcuz math iz the universal language and u seem to use more numbers than wurds when u rite.
U really are different than every1 else here in L.A. Not N2 material things or vanity. Again girl. Very deep.

Oooh! I need to read ur next post! b day gift list

I don’t understand why my old roommate does Netflix reviews. He has done literally thousands. I also don’t understand how he thinks the film fell flat since “Fred Astaire is such a great dancer”. Pretty relevent review coming from someone born 30 years after the film came out. I’m sure like 90% of the people involved with the movie died too.

I found it ironic and enjoyable that they described the guy as “killing a pretzel pre-pro-life march.”

By “everything” she means whatever was playing at the Kappa Sig house right before being date raped.